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Addressing Hacker Group Anonymous About a Job

   Anonymous Job Search by Brendan Mcloughlin Unemployment is a bitch. Wait. Not a bitch. A super ugly, bitch—in heat...that's drunk, … continue

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Practical Advice…Learned In A Bathroom: Forest of Nightmares

Being your average, ordinary everyday bad ass, I have used many a bathroom in my time. Be it for the intricacies of wash closet architecture or … continue

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Really?! Really?! America – 2012! by Natalie Wall

The Creators of “Honey Boo Boo”- What the fucking fuck, TLC?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING, FUCK?! You do realize you are “The Learning Channel” … continue

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Danny’s Comedy Rants 2012 Shit List

The holidays usually grind my teeth to a dull point for the usual reasons: long lines to buy crap I can't afford, enduring the endless surgery … continue

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Addressing Hacker Group Anonymous About a Job

February 12, 2013 By comedy 2 Comments

   Anonymous Job Search by Brendan Mcloughlin Unemployment is a bitch. Wait. Not a bitch. A super ugly, bitch—in heat...that's drunk, wants sex and verbally abuses you in front of friends and family. It can leave … [ continue ]

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Paul Mooney Jr. (Victor Dean) Interview by Justin Morgan

November 11, 2012 By comedy Leave a Comment

1.) The character Paul Mooney Jr. is done as an homage to comedy legend Paul Mooney. Mooney is known for writing and performing in both stand-up and sketch comedy. Was he your main inspiration to create and develop Black Bull … [ continue ]

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Practical Advice…Learned In A Bathroom: Forest of Nightmares

January 20, 2013 By comedy Leave a Comment

Being your average, ordinary everyday bad ass, I have used many a bathroom in my time. Be it for the intricacies of wash closet architecture or for secluded enclaves to woo buck toothed hookers, I’ve enjoyed them all, in … [ continue ]

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Really?! Really?! America – 2012! by Natalie Wall

December 30, 2012 By comedy Leave a Comment

The Creators of “Honey Boo Boo”- What the fucking fuck, TLC?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING, FUCK?! You do realize you are “The Learning Channel” right? My Facebook Newsfeed - ick. Email’s from Papa John’s - Stop it … [ continue ]

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Practical Advice…Learned In A Bathroom: Forest of Nightmares

January 20, 2013 By comedy Leave a Comment

Being your average, ordinary everyday bad ass, I have used many a bathroom in my time. Be it for the intricacies of wash closet architecture or for secluded enclaves to woo buck toothed hookers, I’ve enjoyed them all, in one way or another. Though, mostly for pissing, shitting …and prostitutes. Sometimes, I've even enjoyed the pleasantries of an … [ continue ]

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Stupidest Assholes of 2012, The List – by Elton Edgar

December 26, 2012 By comedy Leave a Comment

Katt Williams, goes drugged up nuts at concerts and then slaps a K-Mart employee while running from the police. Rupert Murdoch, phone tapping extraordinaire takes down a media institution with stupidity. Jerry Sandusky, the Penn State asst. coach for molesting kids via a childrens charity. Mel Gibson, loses his shit and screams at a writer, in … [ continue ]

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Top 6 List ~ Stupid Shit You’ll Need This Thanksgiving – Elton Edgar

November 21, 2012 By comedy Leave a Comment

Thanksgiving is here again! Oh, the joy of celebrating the pilgrims of yore, quashing a turkey uprising and feeding on their bodies in triumphant feasting. God bless meat eating America! So, in celebration, you've prepared a feast fit for a fat, unhealthy king. The table is set, family and friends are arriving and you feel like it's safe to retreat to the … [ continue ]

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Practical Advice…Learned In A Bathroom: Bathroom Bomber

November 9, 2012 By comedy Leave a Comment

Being your average, ordinary everyday bad ass, I have used many a bathroom in my time. Be it for the intricacies of wash closet architecture or for secluded enclaves to woo buck toothed hookers, I’ve enjoyed them all, in one way or another. Though, mostly for pissing, shitting …and prostitutes. Be that as it may, situations occur that fall outside of … [ continue ]

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