Katt Williams, goes drugged up nuts at concerts and then slaps a K-Mart employee while running from the police.
Rupert Murdoch, phone tapping extraordinaire takes down a media institution with stupidity.
Jerry Sandusky, the Penn State asst. coach for molesting kids via a childrens charity.
Mel Gibson, loses his shit and screams at a writer, in front of a 15 year old kid.
Dish Network, for taking out its legal tantrums out on its own customers by cutting AMC from it’s line up.
2012 Olympic Judges, for robbing South Korean female fencer Shin Lam of a chance at a gold medal, because they don’t understand that clocks break.
The Mayans, ending their calendar in a year that has — not only the internet and television — but, is populated by psychics, psuedo-experts and mid-western apocalypse wackos, all of whom can type and make videos.
Disney, after they stripped a cartoon princess of her Latin heritage.
Todd Akin, kills the Republican party and gives the world one of its most absurd pop culture phrases to date with his “legitimate rape” comment.
Mitt Romney insults 47% of the American public…and still thought he’d win the election.
Chik-Fil-A, gives homophobes an official chicken sponsor.
Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, for making a film so bad it drove Muslims to murder.
Kenneth Krause, for fat-shaming a newscaster via email, then saying he didn’t when she calls him out on t.v.
Elton, a steamy sexual dynamo, is a comedy writing loser from Pennsylvania. He’s the author of several failed attempts at books, cartoons and occasionally writes articles at Funnyordie for Will Ferrell to ignore. You can check out more of his pants shittingly funny mumbling at Elton Says Things (his super tits blog!) What that means…he doesn’t even know.